
Image: Flower Offering
December 13, 2021Emily Carr’s 150th Birthday
December 13, 2021.

When I first came to Vancouver and visited the Art Gallery, I was astounded to see a room full of paintings by Emily Carr. They were a shock to me, vibrant in their blues and greens and browns, different from any works I had seen before: I didn’t understand them, and I didn’t care for them at all. Now, some forty-odd years later, while I still perhaps don’t understand them completely, I have grown to appreciate them — indeed, love them — both as local and global treasures.
Today we celebrate what would have been her 150th birthday and we celebrate her ever-growing reputation.
Poem: Complaints Desk
December 13, 2021
She fumed
and fumed loud.
And as she
disabused me
of my place
in the human
race — given
my lineage
must be replete
with morons and
monkeys —
her otherwise neat
and clipped
peroration
was interlarded
with sailors’ slang
and potty talk,
and ended with
a red-faced
squalk.
“Fair dinkum, gal,”
I replied,
smiling the smile
that’ll usually
sink ’em.
Stonefaced,
nothing. I sighed
and completed
the refund
that would send
her away.
Thank God,
I’m stoned
all day.