Judgment Day — Bookings Being Taken

You will be relieved to know, I am sure, that while surfing the web today I discovered the date that Jesus is coming to judge us all.

Judgment Day is May 21, 2011.

Don’t go making vacation plans for after that date. Time will have come to an end and you will never get your deposit back.

How can I be so sure of the date? Easy — these folks on the Internet (so you know it must be true) told me. They are so certain about it they are renting billboards to let us all know.

Don’t say you weren’t warned!


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One Response to Judgment Day — Bookings Being Taken

  1. Judy Clem says:

    LOL May 21 is my wedding anniversary. Seems a bit unfair to mar it with Armageddon.

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