… and while I’m up and about and looking around, I’m glad to see that the world is still full of important — neh, vital — news. Such as Subway changing the way they put cheese on their sandwiches!
I’ll be watching them closely next time I get a 6″ Italian BMT with extra cheese. And I’m also glad to have found out that Charlie Sheen’s jail time for domestic violence will not affect the schedule of “Two and a Half Men“. I mean, really: Now I can sleep nights without worrying about that.
And Big Al and Tipper Gore splitting up! What a shocker.